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Morphine, with a Side of Percocet

I’ve spent the past week in a morphine/percocet haze. It wasn’t all bad. I slept great. I slept a lot. I also watched a lot of tv, because, when you’re in a drug haze, you can’t do much else. I got a new left foot. That’s why I was all doped up. When your foot […]

Not Quite Alone: The Commander’s Proxy

Not Quite Alone: The Commander’s Proxy

Once again the Commander is off on an adventure, and I am left here to my own devices. My devices aren’t very exciting. While The Commander is off ¬†working in exotic countries (by exotic I mean places where he most certainly will pick up intestinal parasites)…. I cleaned the bathrooms today. And I mowed the […]

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, BATQUILT!

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, BATQUILT!

If I display my quilt masterpieces here, is it showing off? If I call my quilts ‘masterpieces’, does that make me arrogant? If a bear poops in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? As I’ve mentioned before (I think), I set a goal for myself […]

The Schlemiel Touch

I have a way with machines. And electronics. Its kind of like the Midas Touch, only the exact opposite. I realize, of course that ‘The Touch’ stems entirely from the fact that I don’t understand machinery or electronics, but that doesn’t seem to be stopping me from using them. Once, as a teen, I was […]

Dinner… Procrastinator Style

Halfway through dinner last night the Commander asked if I was going to blog about it. ¬†That means he liked it. The truth is, I really hadn’t put much thought into dinner before I started making it, so a blog post hadn’t even crossed my mind. After returning from Hawaii early last week I put […]